10 Signs You Should Invest In A Witch
This advice will only apply to you if you no longer inhabit the world of the living.
In other words, 10 signs that you are possibly deceased, according to the ground rules of Anaïs Blue series.
1. You don’t have a pulse.
2. Nobody recognises you.
In Thistle Witch, shades are coated in a form of camouflage to disguise them from the living.
Otherwise the dead would be plain for all to see and that would not do.
Shade are free to roam the planet, didn’t you know?
You might be standing next to one right now.
3. You don’t have a shadow.
4. You can’t remember your name, or how you got to where you presently are.
5. You don’t feel…anything.
6. You have no desire to eat.
7. You are never out of breath.
Breathing requires the intake of air.
If your lungs are dormant you will have little use for the stuff.
Try jogging on the spot and seeing if that has an effect.
If you can run a marathon and not feel any side-effects then you either have amazing stamina, or you are you-know-what.
8. Nobody can hear you speak.
9. You lack purpose.
10. The only people who respond to you are small children.
You’re in luck! You have met Anaïs Blue.
If you’re very fortunate she’ll help you out. She is quite choosy about who she takes on, so give her a little slack.
Begging sometimes helps.
Who else are you going to talk to anyway? And what have you got to lose?
If you’re confused by this entire list it does not necessarily mean you have entered the world of shadows.
You may be one of the living and need enlightening in regards to the real truth about witches.
Reading Thistle Witch will provide most of the information you are missing.
Purchase a copy of it in e-book, paperback or hardcover today, and take advantage of the knowledge provided before it’s too late.
Even if you’re dead there’s still hope. Don’t give up. All you need is a witch.